Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
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