I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.