When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.