What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
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