What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!