What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
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