What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market