What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.