Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
To a retailer.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.