Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
What would you call a dairy product that is horrible? “Udder bullshit.”
Dad: How does a farmer keep his cows in line?
Kids: How?
Dad: He keeps them a-cow-ntable!
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
Did you know that milk is a very religious beverage? Most of them are pastor-ized.
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
Which cow has great pickup lines? A cow which is smooth as milk.
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
Why does a cow hate artificial milk? Because the substance is pow-dairy.
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"
What did the man say after his boss threw cheese, milk, and creamer in his face? How dairy!
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
What do you call yogurt that is terrified of other dairy products? A cow-ard!
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
What did the farmer yell out when ducks invaded his dairy farm? Cheese and crackers!
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them 'it's pasteur bedtime'.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
My cows are super confusing. I can’t milk heads or tails of them.
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
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