The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first.
What is the angriest nut?
Pissed-aschios
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
"I make pour decisions."
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
What nut is broken?
“A silly nut”
Before I ducked out to the shops, my wife asked me to put ketchup on the shipping list.
Now I can't read it.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
What would you call a dairy product that is horrible? “Udder bullshit.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
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