And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
I yam what I yam.
How do the Vietnamese like their soup? Purrrrrfect.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
A motivated nut is a pecan. Because pe-can do anything.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
"Back that glass up."
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
"Adulting makes me wine."
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