How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why did the cow fall down while being milked? Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call solid gold bananas? A bunch of money.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What do you call an apple that's been around the world? Johnny Appleseed.
That cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
That was soda pressing.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
At the bar mitzvah ceremony, the Jewish onion greeted his uncle by saying 'Shallot'.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
I tried out a lactose free diet. I stopped because I couldn’t figure out how to milk the almonds.
What did the nut say to his girlfriend at the pine-ic? “I am nuts about you, cashew see!”
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
My brother gave me whole milk, but I can only have nut milk with my cereal. How dairy!
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.
ALDI’s nuts.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
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