What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
Why did a can of nuts win the part in the Christmas pageant? Because they were the best nut-tavity actors.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
When my friend Frank died, his body was cremated and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.
Now he's Frank in stein.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
What is a walnut’s favorite Christmas play? The Nutcracker.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The nut gave her boyfriend the kola shoulder for missing their date.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour.
The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don't think he likes pickle.
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
I tried wild ox milk
Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What did man say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Why does the lettuce always win the bodybuilding competition?
Cuz it starts a head and is usually shredded.
What do you call pears with no ears?
Deaf.
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
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