How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Where do bugs go to watch the big game? Apple-Bees.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What do you call a cow that doesn’t produce any milk? A milk dud!
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot, anyway.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
Why don't cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What do you say happened to an onion who got what it deserved? You say it got karma-lized.
What is a ghosts favorite soup? Scream of Broccoli.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
"Sip happens."
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
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