If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
Don't drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
What kind of beer can you make from a potato?
Spud Light.
How do you sum up a cashew?
In a nutshell.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What does a dragon eat with his soup? Firecrackers.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day? “What a cow-incidence!”
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
"I'd like to make a toast!", said the bread to the bride on her wedding day.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What is a walnut’s favorite Christmas play? The Nutcracker.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
Which Oiler great had a soft spot for Indian food? Jari Curry.
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad
Subway - Lettuce know how we did.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
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