That cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
That was soda pressing.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What happened when the beer got divorced?
It became bitter.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Bananas, for breakfast, are such an a-peeling choice.
What's so special about twitter alphabet soup? It only has 140 letters.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
What did the Soup Nazi say to the canine? What Soup Dawg.
What do vets call a paralyzed squirrel? A busted nut.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
If fish is brain food, what do dumb people eat? Noodle soup.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? Pulled-Pork
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
"Great minds drink alike."
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Don't drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
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