What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
"Say you'll be wine."
What is a squirrel’s favorite drink? A Peanut-Kola-da.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
I’d like to tell a joke about salt but then said to myself: "Na."
Where do the best kola nuts come from? Kolafornia.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
Java the Hut!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
"Sip happens."
What do you call two pears?
A pair.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
What do you call a small Subaru car covered in road salt?
An Impretzel!
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
Why did the orange become juice?
It couldn't handle the pressure.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
What is everyone getting for completing No Nut November?
“Nuttin”
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut.
Talk about adding insalt to injury.
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !
What happened when the onion tried to cross the bridge guarded by Gandalf? Gandalf shouted, "You shallot pass this bridge!"
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
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