An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.