How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
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