How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
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