How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
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