Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What did the duck eat for snack?
Salted Quackers.
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