What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
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