How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
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