What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.