What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.