I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”