What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
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