What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.