Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
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