Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"