What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.