Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
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