Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
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