What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
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