Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
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