What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.