What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.