How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe!
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
What does a magician penguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod…”
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
How do you get down off an penguin?
You don’t – you get down off a duck.
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
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