here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
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