How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
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