What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
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