What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
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