What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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