What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.