What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.