I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
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