What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
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