Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.