It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
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