Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
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