A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
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