Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
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