Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.