What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.