The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
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