My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
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