The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
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