Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
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