Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
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