Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
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