When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
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