What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
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