How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!