Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!