Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.