Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
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