What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
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