Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
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