Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
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