Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
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