In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”