Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
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