What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
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