The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
One should always practice what they peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
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