At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.