Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
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