A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
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