A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.