One should always practice what they peach.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.