Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
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