When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
One should always practice what they peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
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