Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
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