What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.