Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
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