Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
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