What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
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