Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
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