What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
One should always practice what they peach.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
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