The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
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