If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.